kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

(via swarnpert)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via rumwhiskeyandgin)

Why do all online tv streaming services suck. Netflix doesn’t have that many good current shows but hulu has commercials.

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up
jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(via hi)

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

(via ch4risma)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via teamrocketing)