Rate My Professor. 
thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

teenagefarts:

4:19

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kingjaffejoffer:

mrbigz06:

smxlls:

who would do such a thing?

see….

You can’t charge niggas 25 cents for extra sauce packets and think its all good in the streets

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

fuckinggirlpower:

for someone who hates boys i really really like boys

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